There is really nothing super about drinking excessively. You’re probably having a ton of fun while it’s happening. Everything is hilarious. Everyone has +5 to Sexterity. You’re clearly a genius. But then the next morning rolls around and you wake up with your head pounding and your phone has a number in it labeled Future Spouse.
But if you’d like to feel a little more super before the big crash the morning after, do so with a DC Comics Caped Shot Glass. Each shot glass is emblazoned with the emblem of your super of choice and has an adorable tiny cape strapped around it. Yes, we suppose you could use the cape to wipe your mouth after you take your shot, but is that what Batman would do?